Jokes: Google Boy Hai Ya Girl
Neha Khanna
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Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kaise batayega?
Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai.
Ander se nayi nayi ringtone sunai deti hain.
Pet me balance khatam ho gaya hai.
Thoda bhi recharge karta hu to, 5 min me discharge ho jata hai.
Kripya ye scheme turant band kar do.
Doctor: Aap ki request le li gayi hai. Ye dava kha lo. Iske 6 se 8 ghante ke andar aapki scheme band ho jaye gi.
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Google boy hai ya girl?
Guess karo....
Socho....
Ofcourse girl hai.
Tabhi to aap ne abhi kuch likha bhi nahi hota pehle se hi guess aur suggestions shuru ho jate hain.
Aap ko kuch kehne ka moka bhi nahi milata.
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Mr and Mrs Verma pandit ke pas gaye.
Mr Verma: Pandit ji, shadi ke 5 saal baad bhi hamare koi baccha nahi hua.
Pandit: Main Badrinath me tumare nam ka diya jala dunga. Baccha zaroor hoga.
Pandit ji 5 saal baad Verma ji ke ghar gaye to vaha 5 bacche khel rahe the.
Pandit to Mrs Verma: Mubarak ho, aapke pati kahan hain?
Mrs Verma: Badrinath gaye hain, diya bujane.
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Ladki kabhi "I love you" nahi kehti.
Vo sochti hai ke ye to ladke ko kehna chahiye.
Ladka "I love you" kehne se darta hai, ke kahi vo ladki ki friendship se bhi hath na dho baihe.
Aise hi bahut sari love stories shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho jati hain.
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