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[Neha Khanna]

M0M TO S0N IN

17th CENTURY: Beta apni caste ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

18th CENTURY: Beta apnay level ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

19th CENTURY: Beta apnay India ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

20th CENTURY: Beta apnay religion ki larki se hi Shaadi karna.

21st CENTURY: Beta larki se hi Shaadi karna.

Ye chutkula hai to bekar, par hassi bohut aati hai pad ke:

Height of Kuch Bhi...

Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache?

Student: Sir 9 Haathi

Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?

Student: Sir kyunki main aaj lunch mein gobhi ki sabzi laya hoon..

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jayega...

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