Monsoon Special: Rain of Jokes

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Neha Khanna

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Jul 11, 2012, 5:15:58 PM7/11/12
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Jokes collected by Neha Khanna

Santa apni girlfriend ke sath apni BMW car me date pe ja raha tha.
Santa: Maine tum se ek baat chhupai hai.
Girlfriend: Vo kya ????
Santa: Main pehle se hi shadi shuda hun
Girlfriend: Oh God, tum ne to muje dra hi dia tha. Maine socha ye BMW tumari nahi hai.

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Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue...
 
Fact2: After reading dis, 99/100 idiots would try it..

 

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Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai
Hajaro mar gaye lakho taiyar baithe hai
Barbaad hote hai ye ladkiyo k piche
or kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai

 
 

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Doctor: Aapke teen dant kaise toot gaye.
Patient: Patni ne kadak roti banai thi.
Doctor: To khane se inkar kar dete.
Patient: Ji, vahi to kiya tha.
 
 

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