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Santa to Banta: Hamari bakri ne anda diya hai.

Banta: Oye ullu. Bakri kabhi anda nahi deti. Anda to murgi deti hai.

Santa: Pata hai pata hai. Par hum ne apni murgi ka nam bakri rakha hua hai.

Santa (Amrud wale se): Bhai, amrud kaise diye?

Bhai: 50 rupey kilo.

Santa: Zara kat ke dikhao.

Amrud dekhne ke baad:

Santa: Arre is me se to keeda nikla hai.

Bhai: Ye to kismat ki baat hai, kya pata agli bar sone ka sikka nikal aaye.

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Banta Santa ke ghar jata hai.

Santa to Banta: Kya peeoge? Thanda ya garam.

Banta: Arre wah, aaj to badi khatirdari kar rahe ho. Chalo dono le aao.

Santa: Ari Jeeto, ek glass pani freezer se aur ek geezer se le aa.

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