Mast Jokes
Neha Khanna
Boy: Papa, mere school me jo
nayi teacher aayi hai, wo bahot achhi hai, bahot hi khubsurat hai...
Papa: Besharam teacher to maa saman hoti hai..
Boy: Kya papa, ap to hamesha apne bare me hi sochte ho...
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Munna: Murgiyo ki height itni chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Circuit: Arre bhai, agar murgiyo ki height lambi hoti to ande itne upar se gir ke toot na jate...
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Girlfriend to Santa: Hamari sagai vale din tum muje achi c ring
dena.
Santa: Ya sure, par tum phone uthana mat, call pad jaegi. Theek hai janu...
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Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se
pehle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pehle.
Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,
Bahut royi hein ye aankhen
muskurane se pehle
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