Santa Banta Jokes
Neha Khanna
Mein hu aapki friend Neha Khanna
Mujse Facebook par dosti karo aur har roz mast jokes padho.
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Santa:
Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
Banta: Shaadi kar le... fir ek hi aurat se dar lagega, baaki sab achhi lagengi.
Santa:
Agar me divar pe chad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi.
Banta:
Agar divar se gir gaya to medical college ki ladkiyan bhi dikh jayengi
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Ek
Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai ?
Doctor:
300 rupees.
Engineer:
Chalo...
Dr ne apni car nikali aur engineer ko le ke uske ghar pahuch gaya.
Doctor: Mareez kaha hai.
Engineer: Mareez koi nahi hai pagal, taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mai le aaya.
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Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
Kitni
Ajeeb Baat hai na, Larke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hain par
Larkiyan chudel ki chudel hi rehti hain