Fwd: bush got heart attach....................

[jagruti desai]

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From: Jay Dave <jay....@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Subject: bush got heart attach....................
To: Jay AOL <jay....@aol.in>


George Bush has a heart attack, dies, and goes to hell
where he's confronted by the devil. "I don't
know what to do," says the devil. "You're
on my list… but I don't have any room for you. You
definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm gonna to do. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you, I'll let one of them
go but you have to take their place. I'll even let
YOU decide (since you are, afterall, the DECIDER) who
leaves.
George thought the deal sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened a door to the first room, in it was
Richard Nixon in a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such
was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do
that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room, in it was Tony Blair
with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all could do was break
rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In that room George saw
Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms over his
head, and his legs spread in an eagle pose. Bent over him
was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and,
finally, said "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK,
Monica................you're free to go