Best Man

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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and
> I had been dating for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
> There was only one little thing bothering me, it was
> her beautiful younger
> sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
> wore very tight
> miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
> regularly bend down when
> she was near me and I always got more than a nice
> view. It had to be
> deliberate because she never did it when she was
> near anyone else.
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
> and she whispered to me
> that she had feelings and desires for me that she
> couldn't overcome. She
> told me that she wanted me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She said, 'I'm going
> upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last
> wild fling, just come up
> and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
> watched her go up the
> stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
> made a beeline straight
> to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
> straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
> outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
> and said, 'We are very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We
> couldn't ask for a better man
> for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>
> And the moral of this story is:
>
> *Always keep your condoms in your car.*