Re: different wavelength

[CHANDRA SHEKHAR BORKAR]

Hi friends here is a fresh on for you all. 

Hi guys hope all are alive and kicking.

New year is approaching fast. 

Wassup!

Regards and Best Wishes
C B BORKAR

On 9 December 2011 20:20, Chandrakant Matange <cmat...@gmail.com> wrote:

 

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about
life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

 

I told her : 'Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally
dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me
alive, I'd much rather die'.

 

My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards
me.....

and proceeded to disconnect

the TV,
the Cable,
the Dish,
the DVD,
the Computer,
the Cell Phone,
the IPod,

and then went to the bar and threw  away all my Whisky, Rum, Gin, Vodka and the Beer in the fridge....

I ALMOST DIED!!

 

Moral:

1. Think about what you wish for.....
2. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's!