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pournima jain
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> > Subject: Humor with words
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> > 1. What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?
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> > Einstein said that everything is relative wheras
> > Karunanidhi says that relative is everything
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> > 2. Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics?
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> > Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already
> > crossed the border of the country
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> > 3. Why did UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?
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> > They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four
> > annas?
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> > 4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator.
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> > Finally here is a government that listens topeople.
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> > 5. Vote for Baba Ramdev.
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> > He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your
> > head and toe, that is.
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> > 6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance.
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> > They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.
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> > 7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense.
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> > Other days, he is silent.
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> > 8. Why people consider alcohol to be a problem.
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> > Chemically speaking, it's a solution.
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> > 9. Title of a documentary on Air India's planes - "Saare Zameen par
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> > Subject: Humor with words
> >
> >
> > 1. What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?
> >
> > Einstein said that everything is relative wheras
> > Karunanidhi says that relative is everything
> >
> > 2. Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to Olympics?
> >
> > Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already
> > crossed the border of the country
> >
> > 3. Why did UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?
> >
> > They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four
> > annas?
> >
> > 4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator.
> >
> > Finally here is a government that listens topeople.
> >
> > 5. Vote for Baba Ramdev.
> >
> > He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your
> > head and toe, that is.
> >
> > 6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance.
> >
> > They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.
> >
> > 7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense.
> >
> > Other days, he is silent.
> >
> > 8. Why people consider alcohol to be a problem.
> >
> > Chemically speaking, it's a solution.
> >
> > 9. Title of a documentary on Air India's planes - "Saare Zameen par
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