So, it turns out that little 
Falcon Heene was never on the balloon, but hid in the closet while military helicopters went out looking for him and the Denver Airport was temporarily shut down.
Needless to say, I'm sure he's, um, grounded.
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Posted By  Steve D.  to  
Stand Up Comedy ...from a Seated Position  at  10/15/2009 07:59:00 PM