Sorry I haven't posted in a while. A couple months ago I went to 
MySpace to check in on my old site and, well, I tripped and fell. I laid there for days and no one came by to help -- it was awful. 
Finally I thought I heard someone else log in, but it was just some a-hole promoting a garage band. He just uploaded a horrible video and left -- imagine laying there for two weeks listening to some spoiled kids from the burbs talk about how horrible it is to be rich and bored.I tried posting to 
del.icio.us for help, but let's face it, unless it's a photo of a nude celebrity or a wild conspiracy theory, no one reads 
anything there. I got smarter when I posted to 
reddit.com and said that I was a hot 20 year old blonde with a fetish for overweight, over-confident guys who love PHP progamming and that I needed help configuring my linux box...
...I was almost trampelled with the response.
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Posted By  Steve D.  to  
Stand Up Comedy ...from a Seated Position  at  7/15/2010 07:35:00 AM