[Stand Up Comedy ...from a Seated Position] Holding Class with the President

[Steve D.]

So everyone's been talking about the President's speech to school students, and opinions are everywhere...

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funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

One Fox News viewer was initially exited that about the event, until someone explained to her that "indoctrination" did not, in fact, mean that listening to the President would make her son a doctor.

Of course, some publicly-funded schools couldn't afford the TV's or computers necessary for today's live speech. At these schools, students were encouraged to sit quietly and watch the speech on their iPhone or BlackBerry.

And students themselves are also commenting on the President's speech. One high school senior was really looking forward to the speech, explaining that he's "stoked to see Bill Clinton on TV - I love that guy." A sophomore at a second school said that she would also watch the speech, but under protest: "No matter what he says, I'm voting for Bush in the next election...I already mailed in my ballot and everything."

In a more drastic move, a group of students at one Montana school feel that the President has gone to far. "If this continues, we've decided to defect," explained the groups leader, "we'll all leave the country and move to New Mexico."

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Posted By Steve D. to Stand Up Comedy ...from a Seated Position at 9/08/2009 04:28:00 PM