[Laughter Shrapnel] The Lovers, the Dreamers and a German in a Funny Hat
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Erin
Aug 29, 2008, 2:06:38 AM8/29/08
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You may be under the impression that today's big headline is "Obama rocks it out at Invesco" or something to that effect. You are wrong.
Today's big headline is in fact this: "Crucified frog angers pope".
Furthermore, the frog is apparently holding a beer glass in one hand and an egg in the other. Having often found myself concurrently holding those very same objects, I think I'll have to side with the frog.
(In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to report that during my eighth grade science class' frog dissection, my lab partner disregarded the teacher's instructions to pin the frog's legs in a spread-eagle fashion and in fact crucified our frog with T-pins. Our teacher then unwittingly held our frog up as an example of a well-pinned subject. No beer or eggs were involved.)
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Posted By Erin to Laughter Shrapnel at 8/28/2008 10:58:00 PM
Today's big headline is in fact this: "Crucified frog angers pope".
Furthermore, the frog is apparently holding a beer glass in one hand and an egg in the other. Having often found myself concurrently holding those very same objects, I think I'll have to side with the frog.
(In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to report that during my eighth grade science class' frog dissection, my lab partner disregarded the teacher's instructions to pin the frog's legs in a spread-eagle fashion and in fact crucified our frog with T-pins. Our teacher then unwittingly held our frog up as an example of a well-pinned subject. No beer or eggs were involved.)
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Posted By Erin to Laughter Shrapnel at 8/28/2008 10:58:00 PM
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