Quotes
from some of our great philosophers
When
a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
Lee
Majors
After
marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together.
Al
Gore
By all means marry. If you
get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become
a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman
inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike
Tyson
The
great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
George
Clooney
I
had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill
Clinton
"Some
people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George
W. Bush
"I
don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy
Giuliani
"There's
a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
Michael
Jordan
"I've had bad luck with
all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The
third gave me more children!
Donald
Trump
Two
secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille
O’Neal
The
most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
Kobe
Bryant
You
know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David
Hasselhoff
My
wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec
Baldwin
A
good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack
Obama
Marriage
is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy
Lee
A
man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
Brad
Pitt
First
Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."
Jimmy
Kimmel
“Honey,
what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason
why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went
first!”
David
Letterman
“First
there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding
ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay
Leno
SEND
THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
THE
END.
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