Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life
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Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life
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RED
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in
every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take
hours to
extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make
Lady
Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker
colors
should beware!
YELLOW
If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean
toward
the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don't
panic -
not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will
acquiesce
to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never
enjoy sex
to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from someone
you
enjoy or admire.
PURPLE
Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for
a
fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss
their hair.
Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes,
Purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.
BLACK
Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the
misfits of
the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer
perverted
sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody
people
and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy
times.
Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color
Black. And
it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is
Black
attire.
GREEN
Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And
a man
may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and
endearing sort
of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a
mate, one
will never need worry about infidelity.
PINK
Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
Women
tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some
cases, they
flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. A great
percentage
of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who like
Pink are
philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will take three dates
for the
same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in some
bar,
instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg
for when
they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.
ORANGE
People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star.
Foreplay
is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings;
meaningless
dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not
experience
orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner's hair
and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises
and the
ballyhoo add up to nothing.
BROWN
If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown
lovers
tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their
partners.
Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You" often
enough.
Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on
their
tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots of time and
privacy to
make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end
the affair.
GRAY
The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get
excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a
noncommittal
shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension,
(nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women
who
prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two
reasons,
to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They count the cracks
in the
bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a Gray
marries
another Gray, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with
another
color, the Gray spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.
BLUE
Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
affectionate and
sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art
and their
approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists;
delicately
ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the
Blue
category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but
their passion
might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men
and
women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the
sex act
itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing
to please
the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
WHITE
If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These
people
are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love
in
daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the
covers.
Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet
names
for their genitals.
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