Something for the men to consider...

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Something for the men to consider...
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the
shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off, enough that he hung out
his window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic and here's why.

I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of these,
16 each way, is bumper-to-bumper, most of the bumper-to-bumper is on 8
lane highway. So if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that
means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7
cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every
mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not
bumper to bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That
brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.

Statistically half of these are driven by females; that's 18,000. In
any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their
period.

That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449, according to the National
Institutes of Health 22% of all females have seriously considered
suicide or homicide, that's 98, and 34% describe men as their biggest
problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of
all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
that, has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of
her period, and is armed.