A LIST OF SOME OF FAST LARRY'S LIES!!!!

[fraudlarr...@yahoo.com]

1. He is a grandmaster pool teacher
2. He is a world champion trick shot artist
3. He was taught the game by Minnesota Fats
4. He was best friends with "Fast Eddie"
5. He beat Earl Strickland 10-0 for $10k
6. He was responsible for discovering Jeanette Lee and getting her
into professional pool.
7. He drove from LA to Mexico in a Lamborgini owned by a huge drug
dealer at over 200 MPH
8. He flew in the 1st ever flight of some huge plane (747 I think)
9. He was the CEO of some huge computer company and made millions of
dollars
10. His trick shot artistry was featured on several episodes of
Ripley's
11. He has been seen by 2 BILLION people on TV (not million, BILLION,
which is 2/6ths of the world...for whatever reason, Fast Larry never
learned how to reduce fractions)
12. He taught Mike Massey everything he knows about trick shots.
13. He recently taped a major-network prime time special featuring
his
trick shot artistry
14. He has circled the globe numerous times acting as pool's official
ambassador.
15. He has tought foreign diginitaries the game of pool and been paid
millions of dollars for it.
16. A rich sultan in Saudi Arabia paid Larry for a week of lessons
with a gold plated Mercedes
17. He is ranked 35th on the UPA tour and has won many matches.
18. He has set 20 world records...I'll not try to list them
individually)
19. He has a black belt in karate and has killed several men with his
bare hands
20. Debra Li, a very attractive girl, begged Fast Larry to have sex
with her.
21. He makes, on average, 7-8 balls every time he hreaks a 15-ball
rack
22. He makes, on average, 5 balls every time he breaks a 9-ball rack
23. Hall of Fame pool players say Fast Larry is the greatest pool
player ever.