Fwd: Pensacola SQL Server Users Group - Pensacola SQL - February Meeting
Ryan Duclos
From: <pensac...@sqlpass.org>
Date: Fri, Feb 19, 2016 at 1:42 PM
Subject: Pensacola SQL Server Users Group - Pensacola SQL - February Meeting
To: rdu...@gmail.com
Hello Members,
Our next meeting is Thurs, Feb 25th. This time we'll be at PSC at the Collaborative Learning room in the library there at the college. You can park in LOT N, in between the library and WSRE, as you can see in this map. The meeting will begin at 6:30. We aren't allowed food in the library, so we'll be having a table set up outside with the food.
Our guest speaker this month, coming down from Atlanta, is Rob Volk. He will be presenting "Revenge: The SQL!"
Pop quiz DBA: Your developers are running rampant in production. Logic, reason, and threats have all failed. You're on the edge. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Hint: You attend Revenge: The SQL!
This session will show you how to "correct" all those bad practices. Everyone logging in as sa? Running huge cursors? Using SELECT * and ad-hoc SQL? Stop them dead, without actually killing them. Ever dropped a table, or database, or WHERE clause? You can prevent that! And if you’re tired of folks ignoring your naming conventions, make them behave with Unicode…and take your revenge!
Revenge: The SQL! is fun and educational and may even have some practical use, but you’ll want to attend simply to indulge your Dark Side. Revenge: The SQL! assumes no liability and is not available in all 50 states. Do not taunt Revenge: The SQL! or Happy Fun Ball.
Rob Volk is a SQL Server DBA in the Metro Atlanta area since 2001. An MCSA & MCITP, he also moderates and answers the forums on SQLTeam.com. While an old-time cranky DBA, he no longer considers "business intelligence" an oxymoron or "the cloud" as merely atmospheric moisture, and is delightedly dipping his toes into both of these new oceans, and loves to do things in new and and unusual ways.
This is a must see! Please RSVP to reserve your spot today!
We'll see you next week!
Cheers,
Karla and Rodney
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