Fwd: "CHINTU KI AATMKATHA..."

[Rajesh Bajaj]

 

 

 

 

 “CHINTU KI AATMKATHA...”

PARESHAAN THI CHINTU KI WIFE
NON-HAPPENING THI JO USKI LIFE

 

CHINTU KO NA MILTA THA AARAM  
OFFICE MAIN KARTA KAAM HI KAAM  

 

CHINTU KE BOSS BHI THE BADE COOL
  PROMOTION KO HAR BAAR JATE THE BHUL

PAR BHULTA NAHI THA WO DEADLINE
KAAM TO KARWATA THA ROZ TILL NINE  
 


CHINTU BHI BANNA CHATA THA BEST
ISLIYE TO WO NAHI KARTA THA REST  
 

DIN RAAT KARTA WO BOSS KI GULAMI
   PROMOTION KE UMMID MAIN DETA SALAMI  
 


DIN GUZRE AUR GUZRE FIR SAAL
BURA HOTA GAYA CHINTU KA HAAL  

CHINTU KO AB KUCH YAAD NA REHTA THA  
GALTI SE BIWI KO BEHENJI KEHTA THA

AAKHIR EK DIN CHINTU KO SAMJH AAYA  
AUR CHHOR DI USNE PROMOTION KI MOH MAYA
 

BOSS SE BOLA, "TUM KYON SATATE HO ?"
"PROMOTION KE LADDU SE BUDDHU BANATE HO"  


"PROMOTION DO WARNA CHALA JAUNGA"
"RETENTION BONUS DENE PAR BHI WAPIS NA AUNGA"
 

BOSS HANS KE BOLA  "NAHI KOI BAAT"
"ABHI AUR BHI CHINTUS HAI MERE PAAS"

         "YEH DUNIYA CHINTUON SE BHARI HAI"  
"SABKO BAS AAGE BADHNE KI PADI HAI"
 

"TUM NA KAROGE TO KISI AUR SE KARAUNGA"
"TUMHARI TARAH EK AUR CHINTU BANAUNGA"


“JAAGO CHINTU JAAGO”


EMPLOYEE WELL-WISHERS KI TARAFSE JAN HIT MEIN JAREE….!!
 

 

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