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Drew Hamilton

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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Why worry about Berlin? I think that we should rename the city to
Washington! That way all of the big American companies would invest
here. And we'd get American tourists coming up here every day to
gawk at a town that looks "just like" an American town! We already
have the flavour of an "authentic" American town will all of our
English street signs, theaters playing the latest Hollywood hits,
and guys with no shirts on driving around in big noisy trucks!

- Drew Hamilton
Washington, Ontario

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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In article <Exv3n...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>,

Won't work. Our "theaters" are theatres.

Nick

Warrick Wilson

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
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On Tue, 18 Aug 1998 01:47:54 GMT, awha...@calum.csclub.uwaterloo.ca
(Drew Hamilton) wrote:

>Why worry about Berlin? I think that we should rename the city to
>Washington! That way all of the big American companies would invest
>here. And we'd get American tourists coming up here every day to
>gawk at a town that looks "just like" an American town! We already
>have the flavour of an "authentic" American town will all of our
>English street signs, theaters playing the latest Hollywood hits,
>and guys with no shirts on driving around in big noisy trucks!
>

> - Drew Hamilton
> Washington, Ontario

Washington, Ontario already exists...it's about 10 or 15 kilometres
west of Kitch..uh, Berl..uh..wherever it is I live, west along
Waterloo 97/Oxford 8. Not exactly a metropolis...but there is a white
house there. I saw it.

Warrick

George W.

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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warrick...@virtek.ca (Warrick Wilson) wrote:
>Washington, Ontario already exists...it's about 10 or 15 kilometres
>west of Kitch..uh, Berl..uh..wherever it is I live, west along
>Waterloo 97/Oxford 8. Not exactly a metropolis...but there is a white
>house there. I saw it.

Oh, Warrick, you take all the fun out of things. Speaking as an
expatriot American citizen exiled to this barbarian land because I'm
too lazy to go back, I think we should rename Kitchener to Detroit,
Ontario, and take advantage of all the automotive manufacturers who
movetheir plants here by accident.

George W.


Chris Buchanan

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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In article <VK1D1.1564$Z_4.1466854@tor-nn1-ca>,

Ummm... can we pick a prettier city? (:

How about San Francisco, Ontario? Think about it. Forget attracting
tourists, or business; I want better weather! Not only would we get
year-round warm weather, and clear, blue skies, but we'd also get an
ocean.

I suppose everything to the west of the new San Francisco could be
in a bit of trouble, but nothing's perfect.

--
Chris Buchanan 4N Computer Science
President (F98), Mathematics Society, University of Waterloo
Math Regular Councillor, Federation of Students, University of Waterloo
http://www.undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca/~csbuchan

berlin_...@hotmail.com

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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In article <VK1D1.1564$Z_4.1466854@tor-nn1-ca>,
jo...@netcom.ca wrote:

> warrick...@virtek.ca (Warrick Wilson) wrote:
> >Washington, Ontario already exists...it's about 10 or 15 kilometres
> >west of Kitch..uh, Berl..uh..wherever it is I live, west along
> >Waterloo 97/Oxford 8. Not exactly a metropolis...but there is a white
> >house there. I saw it.

> Oh, Warrick, you take all the fun out of things. Speaking as an
> expatriot American citizen exiled to this barbarian land because I'm
> too lazy to go back, I think we should rename Kitchener to Detroit,
> Ontario, and take advantage of all the automotive manufacturers who
> movetheir plants here by accident.
>

> George W.

George W(ashington) by any chance?

Mr. Nice
Berlin, Ontario

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berlin_...@hotmail.com

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
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In article <Ey0n...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>,
csbu...@exec.mathsoc.uwaterloo.ca (Chris Buchanan) wrote:

> In article <VK1D1.1564$Z_4.1466854@tor-nn1-ca>,
> George W. <jo...@netcom.ca> wrote:

> >Oh, Warrick, you take all the fun out of things. Speaking as an
> >expatriot American citizen exiled to this barbarian land because I'm
> >too lazy to go back, I think we should rename Kitchener to Detroit,
> >Ontario, and take advantage of all the automotive manufacturers who
> >movetheir plants here by accident.

> Ummm... can we pick a prettier city? (:


>
> How about San Francisco, Ontario? Think about it. Forget attracting
> tourists, or business; I want better weather! Not only would we get
> year-round warm weather, and clear, blue skies, but we'd also get an
> ocean.
>
> I suppose everything to the west of the new San Francisco could be
> in a bit of trouble, but nothing's perfect.

I prefer the name Berlin but I do understand that *gay tourism* would also be
lucrative. Still, I think we should stick to moral principals and reclaim
Berlin as the city's name.

George W.

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
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berlin_...@hotmail.com wrote:
>George W(ashington) by any chance?

Nahhh, George W(angersky), actually, we share a lot of consonants, but
unlike George Washington, I do not keep slaves, grow marajuana, or
wear stockings, high heels and a wig. Well, hardly ever. Only when
required by the script (damn those 19th-century playwrites).

-George W


James Nicoll

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
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In article <6rnhf3$e2f$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
<berlin_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Hmmm. I wonder if, after the name change, Berlin Ontario, could become a
>centre of tolerance and diversity. The city already has a *progressive*
>atmosphere - not counting the antics of Erika Kubassek - and it's one of the
>reasons I care for it so much. And, we can still make it better.

Invoking Kubassek is reeeeally dangerous. Imagine the following:

There's someone in charge of phrasing the referendum question
who *really* want to keep the letter 'k' and ideally Kitchener. Thinking
themselves wiley, the ballot is like this:

Kitchener
Berlin
New Berlin (to split the Berlin vote)
Kubassek (because, like, no-one would be silly to vote
for her name).

Now, a lot of voters don't want to go through this again
so they don't vote Kitchener. Another bunch think either Kitchener
or the Berlins would lead to another referendum (All the Brits
snubbed by the change back, frex) and they haven't got the foggiest
idea who the hell Kubassek is because they don't read the Record.
The tally is:

Kitchener: 20
Berlin: 25
New Berlin:25
Kubassek: 35

With a first past the post system, Kubassek wins.

--


berlin_...@hotmail.com

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Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
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In article <9038486...@watserv4.uwaterloo.ca>,
jam...@ece.uwaterloo.ca (James Nicoll) wrote:

> Invoking Kubassek is reeeeally dangerous. Imagine the following:
>
> There's someone in charge of phrasing the referendum question
> who *really* want to keep the letter 'k' and ideally Kitchener. Thinking
> themselves wiley, the ballot is like this:
>
> Kitchener
> Berlin
> New Berlin (to split the Berlin vote)
> Kubassek (because, like, no-one would be silly to vote
> for her name).
>
> Now, a lot of voters don't want to go through this again
> so they don't vote Kitchener. Another bunch think either Kitchener
> or the Berlins would lead to another referendum (All the Brits
> snubbed by the change back, frex) and they haven't got the foggiest
> idea who the hell Kubassek is because they don't read the Record.

You don't have to read the Record to *know* Ms. Kubassek. She's made a
public appearance at the Centre in the Square protesting some play. She's
protested outside a gay bar on Charles Street. She's shown up at public
pools where women *might* swim topless. And, recently, she was at the pot
rally in Victoria Park preaching to those who clearly didn't want to hear her
message.

> The tally is:
>
> Kitchener: 20
> Berlin: 25
> New Berlin:25
> Kubassek: 35
>
> With a first past the post system, Kubassek wins.

The only name worse then Kitchener is *Kubassek*. Kitchener is named after
the inventor of the concentration camp. *Kubassek* would be named after the
religiously challenged. Who would that please?

Ray Butterworth

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Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
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On Sat, 22 Aug 1998 22:41:39 GMT,

berlin_...@hotmail.com wrote:
>Hmmm. I wonder if, after the name change, Berlin Ontario, could become a
>centre of tolerance and diversity. The city already has a *progressive*
>atmosphere - not counting the antics of Erika Kubassek - and it's one of the
>reasons I care for it so much. And, we can still make it better.

She's an outside agitator (from Cambridge).

berlin_...@hotmail.com

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Aug 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/25/98
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In article <Ey7F5...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca>,
rbutte...@math.uwaterloo.ca (Ray Butterworth) wrote:

Cambridge is NOT on the *outside*. A realistic amalgamation of this area
would put Cambridge into the *new* city.

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