[Prem Abraham]

Good morning,
Wake up wake up last one from me!!!!!!!!
Pub Golf Costume Ideas, Rules, And Suggestions
Welcome to the world of Pub Golf, in the event the game is totally foreign to you let us give an insight and share pub golf rules. We also have a selection of pub golf costumes that you could wear on a night out whilst playing the game plus information ideas and suggestions that will make your night out both fun and safe.
Pub Golf Rules
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The Rules of pub golf are simple. After researching how people around the world like to play the game, here is a general synopsis of the rules, of course, you may change and alter the rules to suit you, consider this a guide and feel free to amend and change them as you see fit.

Much like golf whereby the idea is to get a score that is as low as possible and aim below the par, the idea is the same with pub golf. If the par for a hole or bar is 5 the idea is to finish your drink in less than 5 mouthfuls. If you finish your drink in 4, for example that will give you 1 below par. So for the first hole you shoot a 4 and the par was 5 therefore giving you a score of -1 or 1 below par for the entire game. If you manage the same on hole 2 you will have a score of -2 or 2 below par. Let's say the third hole is a par 3 and you finish your drink in 6, that's 3 over par so you'd then need to add 3 to your score giving you a grand total of 1 after 3 holes since -2 +3 is 1. Get it? You can set out a simple scoring system and get everyone to play along. Toting up the scores before you move on the to the next watering hole. A scoring system can look like this:
* Taking a drink from your glass +1
* Spilling drink +2
* Going to the toilet more than once per hole +1
* Giving drink away or not finishing drink +5
* Denied entry to pub disqualification
* Buying a (non-alcoholic) drink for designated driver -1 (max 1 per hole)

Our advice is to make the most of the bonus or handicaps and wear fancy dress and buy the designated driver at least 3 drinks this will give you an 8 shot lead over everyone else without even sipping on a pint.

Pub Golf Score Cards

When playing pub golf you'll need the ability to keep track of your score so it'll be easy to compare scores and find out who the eventual winner is. We have created a very handy pub golf score card<http://img.joke.co.uk/images/webshop/articles/pub-golf-scorecard.jpg> so you can jot down your numbers.

The pub golf score cards are very simple to use. Simply add your name, jot down the destinations planned on the evening our or, keep an 'Argos' pen handy and add them as you venture to each destination in the event that bars may not be confirmed or you feel friends may wander from the course. Add what you are drinking at the said establishment and agree what the par is with your friends. Don't be afraid to have higher numbers like 6s or 7s. The important thing is to have fun and not risk your health and get so drunk that you can't remember what color your front door is. Remember it's just meant to be a little fun. Once you finish your drink add your score and then off to the next destination.

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Pub Golf Terminology

One way to fully emerge yourself within the world of pub golf is to familiarize yourself with a little golfing terminology and apply it whilst playing the game. It'll amuse you and others alike referring to Steve's mate who isn't playing as his 'caddy'.
* Course - the pub crawl
* Hole - the individual drinking establishment
* Caddy - friend or cohort who isn't playing the game
* Par - the number to aim for or beat
* Hole in one - drink in one (not recommended)
* Birdie - one under par
* Eagle - two under par
* Albatross - three under par
* Condor - four under par
* Bogey - one over par
* Double Bogey - two over par
* Triple Bogey - three over par
* Quadruple Bogey - four over par
* Water hazard - toilet
* Handicap - advantage

* Be Careful!

* If you are going to play pub golf please remember that drinking can be dangerous if you are downing multiple drinks in a short period of time and that it is only meant to be a bit of fun. Please try not to take the game too seriously and look after yourself and each other. Seriously. You can read more on the Drink website for tips and hints on how to look after yourself if you are planning to drink to excess or if someone you know maybe drinking too much. It's handy site, take a look.

Have fun prem

[Prem Abraham]

Good morningggggg!!!!!!!!!!

Thought we can kick off the day with some maths !!!!!!
Ahhh the brain is ticking or it can also be switched off!!!!


In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true, such as these interesting mathematical formulas - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned in school anyway...


OFFICE
ARITHMETIC


[puzzle]

Smart boss + Smart employee =


Profit


Smart boss + Dumb employee =


Production

Dumb boss + Smart employee =


Promotion

Dumb boss + Dumb employee =


Overtime





ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS

[gender]


Smart man + Smart woman =


Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman =


Affair

Dumb man + Smart woman =


Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman =


Pregnancy





SHOPPING
MATH


[sale]

A man will pay $2


for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1


for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




General Formulas:

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

[cartwheel]

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that...
is the beginning of a new argument.


And there you have it just smile!!!!!