A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
differenthell for each
country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do
here?"
He told," First they put you in an electric chair for An hour.
Thenthey lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour.
Then The German devil comes in and beats
you for the rest of theday."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he
moves on. Hechecks out the USA
hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they
are all more or less the same as the Germanhell. Then he comes to the Indian
hell and finds that there is a long lineof people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Thenthey lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you
for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are thereso many
people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the
electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the
devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then
goes to the
canteen!!!!!!