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kvart

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Nov 24, 2006, 2:14:06 PM11/24/06
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
 
(Hardly seems worth it.)
 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
(Now that's more like it!) 
  


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
(O.M.G.!)
 


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
 
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
 


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)



(I'm still not over the pig.)
 


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
 
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
 


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") 
  


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
 
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 
  


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
 
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
 


Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
(Something I always wanted to know.) 
  
 


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
(Hmmmmmm...) 
  
 


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.


(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 
  


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
 
(okay, so that would be a good thing) 
  


A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 
  


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
 
( I know some people like that.) 
  


Starfish have no brains
 
(I know some people like that too.)
 


Polar bears are left-handed.
 
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) 
  


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 
(What about that pig???) 
  


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone !

Dejana Ciric

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Nov 24, 2006, 6:19:27 PM11/24/06
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Sta reci sem....Vlado, prasence jedno!!!!

2006/11/24, kvart <kv-...@tron-inter.net>:

kvart

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Nov 25, 2006, 7:04:18 AM11/25/06
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Da, ali bih najvise voleo da mi je tata lav a mama delfin :-)))
 
YAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOO_UUOOOOOO!!!!

Faris

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Nov 27, 2006, 6:09:12 PM11/27/06
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PozZ...
Nemojte Dejanu da mi diRate, sve cu da vas pobijem. XaXaXa
Ona je tako divna, eto bash smo se danas chuli, ja je pitam shta
radish, a ona kaze da uchi agrarnu. :D

Evo mi ovde radimo akciju povodom 1.decembra. Slogan je : How do you
know what you know???
Tako da sam tome posvecen u potpunosti. Biologija dolazi na red tek za
2 nedelje,imacemo kontrolni, tako da cu tada popraviti.

Sve vas ljubim,
kuckamo se!!!!

Faris

masha stankovic

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Nov 29, 2006, 1:23:39 PM11/29/06
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kvart <kv-...@tron-inter.net> wrote:
ej,ljudi,ja prosto ne mogu da verujem! upravo sam uplatila vreme i sokirala se! 50 poruka,covece,nije malo... ne mogu da se snadjem,izgubila sam se totalno... nemojte da me mrzite... niste ni svesni koliko mislim na vas!!! nedostajete mi svi... bolje funkcionisem preko mobilne telefonije...i,sad se nadam da nisam nesto za***ala i da ce da stigne mail i da cete ponovo da me se setite i da cete da mi oprostite... ah! POOOOOOOOZZ svima i cmokic VOLI VAS MASHA


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Drasko andjelic

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Nov 29, 2006, 3:13:52 PM11/29/06
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Masho, masho. Snadji se.

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masha stankovic

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Nov 30, 2006, 4:56:39 AM11/30/06
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juhu!!!! makar je neko procitao.... hvala drasko... cmokic

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Dejana Ciric

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Nov 30, 2006, 7:50:33 AM11/30/06
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Duso, citaju svi, samo ne odgovaraju :o)
 
Lj-te

 
2006/11/30, masha stankovic <masha...@yahoo.com>:

Milica Nikolic

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Nov 30, 2006, 9:13:37 AM11/30/06
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 Dusice moje,bubim vas sve,i ja eto da se javim,ajde pa da dodjete malo u Leskovac!


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Ivana Ilic

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Nov 30, 2006, 3:12:07 PM11/30/06
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Super sto radite akciju, veliki plus za vas!
Maso kad cemo na kafu? Planiraj sledecu nedelju i ja sam prepodne u skoli.
Poz za sve! Dejana volim te puno!:)
I sve vas ostale naravno!

Jelena Cvetkovic

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Nov 30, 2006, 3:30:51 PM11/30/06
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Ovaj konkurs FENOMENE je fenomenalan al me malo zbunila tema “on i ona u fokusu”. Da li da se fokusiram na nju il njega (Dejana, pomagaj!!!) ja puno abazavam da fotografisem eto na primer….. da se slikamo?! (za one koje zbunjuje ova recenica koju cesto upotrebljavam, malo objasnjenje: to je citat iz filma Lajanje na Zvezde ;-j )
 
Nego, bre ljudi mnogo mi drago sto ste svi tako u kontaktu, pa se dopisujete, pa se pozdravljate, pa se hvalite (jedni druge), pa se malo i prozivate… ;-r
 
Бај д веј: u sastavljanju onog nandzarasto-zelenog prozivanja ucestvovah i ja (moj deo je zelen) pa nemoj se ljutite samo na Dejanu ;-}
 
Eto ja danas dodjoh kuci, posle ko zna kolko vremena pa sedoh za komp i eto sad vam tako pisem….  Citam ja redovno (svaki treci dan) vase mejlove al nesto sam se obeztekstila u poslednje vreme, al evo da nadoknadim sad.
 
Mico drago mi da si nam bila u Nis i opet da nam dodjes, isto  i za  ostale vazi.
Maso, nisam zaboravila tvoj rodjendan (tad je i moja baka slavila), al tehnicki problemi….   Bez obzira da l’ ti je rodj ili ne ja ti uvek od srca zelim ол д бест.
Farise kako fensi zivot!?
VLAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ako  slucajmo Ivana iz birotehnicke cita ovo nek mi sibne informaciju o tome da l’ nam stvarno sele skolu il opet rekla-kazala.
A sta se desava sa nasim drugarima s Kosova!?!
 
Jedno veliko AV AV od psica, jednom divnom drugaru!!!  
 
Sad idem da ucim pa ce se citamo
POZZ
 
jekache
 


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Dejana Ciric

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Nov 30, 2006, 3:53:07 PM11/30/06
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Mnogo ste mi zlatne...
 
Lj-vas puno ja :o)
 
2006/11/30, Ivana Ilic <strelj...@yahoo.com>:

Dejana Ciric

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Nov 30, 2006, 3:54:45 PM11/30/06
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Na osnovu njenog izlaganja, svaka iole racionalna osoba ce shvatiti koliko je, zapravo ,moj zivot tezak...
 
  :o)))))

 
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Milica Nikolic

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Dec 1, 2006, 6:34:50 AM12/1/06
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E,pa bas je lepo sto se i Jeka oglasila.POz i od mene za sve, i, Dejo volim i ja tebe, bas ti je slatka poruka,  ja nemam vise kredita.
BUB!

masha stankovic

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Dec 1, 2006, 12:59:24 PM12/1/06
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ej,deki,samo zelim da ti kazem kolika si carica,u svakom pogledu!!! naravno da sam za kafu,samo me zvrcni u dogledno vreme...
 
jeco,ti,koliko sam videla i cula ne propustas ni jedan seminar,probijas se,uzivas,a kad nadjes vremena javi se da zapalimo u provod... mozda i do Leskovca...
 
 
sve vas ljubim i pozdravljam,sorry sto sam tako kratka(ali slatka)
 
ljubac!!!!!!!!!! masha


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Angel Fallen

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Dec 3, 2006, 12:22:31 PM12/3/06
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Masho, srce, mnoooogooo sam se obradovao tvom SMSu,ali na zalost, nemam kredita. 'Sve je na prodaju, i ove usne i ove ruke, nek' me imaju sve shto na tebe secaju...'. Eto obecavam kad dodjesh vodim te u provod, ALI bolji od ong koji smo imali u KV. Mogle biste SVE da dodjete, nismo na kraj sveta!
Jubim te!!!

 

Angel Fallen

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Dec 3, 2006, 12:33:44 PM12/3/06
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Evo da odgovorim i Jekici....
Moj fancy zivot... pa fancy,kako drugo moze da bude. XeXeXe! Shalim se.
 
U petak nisam izlazio jer me je tribina iscrpela do maximuma. Proshla je kako je proshla, samo mi zaista nije jasno kako ljudi mogu da odgovore sa NE ZNAM na pitanje "Koja je prva rech na koju pomislite kada chujete rech SIDA?".
A da, na tribini smo dobili fantastiche informacije od nekog ret doktora. Po njemu sidu prenose neki tamo majmuni (ali akcenat na U) iz Afriku!!!
A da, u Leskovcu postoji 13 registrovanih HIV+ osoba,mada ja mislim da je broj veci.
 
Da se vratim na moj fancy zivot! Juche sam bio na Donnu Ares (To mi nije trebaloooo...) i smorio se za medalju. Devojka sooper peva, ali repertoar joj je katastrofalan. Ochekujem da cu se sledeceg vikenda provesti bolje!
 
PoZ
 
Faris

Aleksandra Jovankin

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Dec 3, 2006, 1:05:14 PM12/3/06
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NAdam se da nije bilo ljutnje oko one sale :( Svi
pominjete to proyivanje...
A ja vas citam vise puta na dan, super ste mi sto se
druzite, mkar i na ovaj popularan nacin.
Mi smo od one nase nedelje nastavili istim tempom.
Tribina Cosketa o povratku prostora za mlade, stotinu
sastanaka, ja drzo dve raionice za 01.12. (otpala od
posla), A juce i danas drzali (Dejan, Vlada i ja)
seminar o osnazivanju Djackih parlamenata. Za sat
vremena idemo u radio Kraljevo ,kod filipa u
emisiju... Sve vam je jasno, sto se ne javljamo i
ostalo. A Vlada je radio duplo vise od mene, i ne znam
odakle mu toliko energije i volje da pomaze ljudima.
Najbolji je!
Pa , javite se, kad mi to ne cinimo...
Sve vas ljubim!
slomljena Saska

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Angel Fallen

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Dec 3, 2006, 3:04:27 PM12/3/06
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Svaka chast Sashka... Zaista je potrebno mnooogo energije za sve to. Pozdrav Kraljevu iz maglovitog Leskovca.

masha stankovic

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Dec 5, 2006, 10:20:08 AM12/5/06
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farise careeeeeeeeee!!! masha

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kvart

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Dec 6, 2006, 9:48:12 AM12/6/06
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Da li vam je sada jasno zasto imamo Sasku u svojim redovima?
Hvala Saska!
:-))
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