ENJOY, Be Pinoy
G.C.
Fernando>
MANILA ,
Philippines -- Pinoy is what
Filipinos call each other, a term of endearment.
You're Pinoy
from Pilipino
just like you're tisoy from mestizo or chinoy from chino.
It's a nickname just as Minoy is from
Maximo, Ninoy from Benigno, Tinay from Florentina and
Kikay from Francisca. (But now they're
Maxi and Ben and Tintin and Cheska.)
You've been called
indio ,
goo-goo, Negro, flip, noypits. Or Filipino, a biscuit that is brown outside
and white inside, or a word stricken from the dictionary which means
"domestic". Ay,lintik!
You're Juan de la Cruz or Mang Pandoy. You're common
tao, masa, urban poor
but also Cecile Licad
and Don Jaime, Jose Rizal and Tony Meloto, Shawie and Pacquiao and
Nick Joaquin -- galing-galing!
Born June 12,
1896, the Republic of the RP , good at connecting,
good at loving-loving, good
at texting and interpersonal skills. Filipinos like to yakap, akbay, hawak, kalong, kalabit. We sleep side-by-side, siping-siping, we go out kabit-kabit.
There's lots of us to go around. Someone always to listen to a sob
story, even in a jeepney,
to share-a load or to share a TV.
Everyone's tito, tita
Who has a hipag, a bayaw, a bilas,
a balae, a kinakapatid? Who has an ate, dete, diche, kuya, diko?
The maids call her ate, the driver calls him kuya and everybody is tito or tita.
Who has a Lola Baby,
a Tito Totoy, a bosing called Sir Peewee, his wife
Ma'am Lovely
and their kids Cla Cla and Cring Cring?
The Pinoy lives in a "condo", a
mansion, an apartment, a bahay na bato, ilalim ng tulay, Luneta,
Forbes Park ,
--and Paris ,
too!
He's a citizen of the world, he's in all the villages and capitals,
colonizing the West,
bringing his guitar and his bagoong, his walis
na tingting, his tabo,
his lolo and lola.
Where there's a beat, there's a Pinoy. You'll find her singing in a
nightclub in any Asian city,
a musical in London , the Opera
House in Sydney
. Sure, they've got the infrastructure, the theaters
and architecture. Who but Pinoys direct their plays, or trains their
company managers, and imports
our teachers, by the way?
Look at that baggage-all pasalubong, none for herself. From bedsheet
to hair color, Toblerone to carpet
Hey, Joe, don't envy me 'cause I'm brown, you'll get ultra violet from that sun and turn red
not brown. Just lucky, I guess. GOD put us all in the oven, but some were
uncooked and some were
burned, but me, I came out golden brown!
Hey, Kristoff! Hoy
David and Ann! Your Pinoy yaya makes your kids gentler, more
obedient,
he teaches them how to pray. Hey Big Brother! Hey Grandma Moses! Who but Pinoy nurses make
your sick days easier all the way?
We made the jeepney,
the karaoke,
the fluorescent bulb, the moon buggy. We invented
People Power and crispy
pata; popularized virgin coconut oil, scaled the Everest and
made it with
Cebu furniture abroad among the best. Ever trying for the Guinness World Record -
with the longest swim of a child, the longest kiss, the longest longanisa.
Linguist
The Pinoy is a linguist. "As in". "As if". "For a while".
"Open
the light".
"Close the light". "Paki ganyan naman ang kuwan sa
ano?"
Hayop; Hanep! Bongga ka 'day,
kilig to the bones ako.
Don't make wala,
don't make tampo. Taralets
na, babes, let's go, nababato
na ang syota mo.
I'm inviting you to my party, please
RSVP. Oo means 'yes' or 'maybe,' or 'yes if you insist,'
or 'maybe if it doesn't rain.' 'Yes' is also a nice way of saying 'no.' Yes, hindi kita sisiputin.
No,' eto na ako at ang barkada
ko. Please don't
ask a Pinoy a question like that!
Just flows
She's
not so exact, not so chop-chop,
she just flows and flows.
Filipino time? Naku, huli din naman ang
Kano !
The Pinoy finds time to be nice, to be kind, to apologize, to be there when you're depressed,
to help you with your utang
and your wedding dress.
The Filipino is a giver, never mind what it does to his liver, never mind
what it takes.
Hardships of the Third
World don't dry up his blood, they just make him more compassionate,
more feeling, of the other guy's
lot.
Note that the maid sends all her wages home to ailing daddy. She is
the OFW whose labor of loneliness
created the original katas ng Saudi.
The Filipino is fearless, bahala
na si Batman, which actually means Bathala na or 'leave all to God.' Okay lang
if I die by bitay, okay lang if I live, okay lang if I survive by the skin of
my teeth.
Saway ni Inay: Di ka naman Bill Gates, di ka naman French,
mahirap nang magbuhat ng sarili mong bench.
Be Pinoy! Enjoy!
Life
should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive
and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, Diet Coke in the other,
body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: 'WOO HOO what a ride!'