Slang/terms/suffixes

[Feklahr]

I thought I would make a separate list for some of the slang we like
to use at KSK in OT (open threads) and rivebrogs (liveblogs) that are
distinct from strictly "nicknames". In fact, I am going to kick it off
with common suffixes and their usages.

Suffixes and usage

I. List of commonly used suffixes

-derp: Paired with a player name when said player underperforms on any
given play (ie Joe Flacco drops a snap, "Flaccoderp")

-ception: Paired with a player name when said player throws or picks
off an interception (ie Joe Flacco throws an interception to Darrell
Revis "Flaccoception" and/or "Revisception")

-fumble/umble: Paired with a player name when said player fumbles the
football (ie Joe Flacco fumbles during a sack "Flaccofumble", or pair
it with a nickname! Marion Barber fumbles "Vulturefumble")

-fail: Paired with a player name when said player fails in general.
(Big Ben walks on the field "HARFail", Vince Wilfoork misses a tackle
"Wilfoorkfail/Wilfail")

-down: Paired with a player name when said player scores a touchdown
(ie "Tinydown!" "Cutlerfuckerdown!" "Breesdown!",
archaic-"Flaccodown!")

-float: Paired with a player name when said player overthrows a wide
open receiver by like 90 yds (commonly associated with Phillip Rivers,
Joe Flacco, and Tom Brady "Dreamfloat!")

-sack: Paired with a player name when said player is sacked or sacks
the QB ("Flaccosack!" or "BallSoHardSack!")

-ed: Paired with a player name when said player exhibits behaviour
common to them, often poor behaviour ("Palkoed")

[Feklahr]

Dor sho gha! I forgot the most important suffix: -kakke!!! puntkakke,
fieldgoalkakke

[Feklahr]

KSK Pioneered Slang By Writers and Readers

Kommentariat-KSK commenters

Overlords-KSK writers

Meast-"man beast", weekly title given to player who kicks the most
ass.

Least-opposite of Meast, weekly title given to the biggest failboat of
the week

derp/herp-term indicative of an inept/unintelligent play

gritty-white/honkey/underdog whiteboy

citrusy-Peter King's fave beer note

lofty-another Kingism we have adopted. Often used sardonically.