Discussion for KSK dictionary

[Feklahr]

All righty ladies and gents, I threw together this free little
discussion page so we can hammer out some of the commonly used terms/
verbiage from the comments/liveblogs of KSK and get them written down/
spelled out. I think a good starting point is to brainstorm a list of
terminology, and then go about defining them and possibly even
discussing origins.

We for sure want to make a comprehensive list of favourite KSK
characters (ie Fake Rex Ryan, Sex Cannon, etc.), oft criticized non-
fictional assholes (ie PK, Collinsworth, etc.), oft discussed players
(ie Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, etc.) and KSK "slang" (ie "this
guy", "gritty", "puntkakke", etc.).

For the time being, we can keep this pretty informal. More than
anything, we just need to throw information at the wall and see what
sticks. When we have enough collective knowledge assembled, I can put
together a rough draft of our dictionary and then maybe even get it
published to the vast series of tubes that makes up the interwebs.
Guy'cha!

[Feklahr]

Oh man, NICKNAMES! Probably more thananything we need to get the
nicknames for players/coaches/tv personalities untangled!

[Patrick]

BrittFarve
THE BEN
Tawmmy From Quinzee
Nacho
Rapid Badgers

That's all I can think of with a head full of bourbon and gin.

[Feklahr]

Fuck, we might have to do nicknames by division. Fucking Drew Brees
has like 20 by himself.

[Steven]

Most important of all, "cumslinger."

[Punch Rockgroin]

Who is Ape?

[Feklahr]

OK, this is just from memory, by division, "Players/coaches oft
discussed by KSK, and some of their nicknames/idiosyncrasies". Update/
embellish as necessary:

NFC North:

Bears-Lovie Smith (clock management, challenges), Jay Cutler (J Cutty,
Sulk, The Incredible Sulk, diabeetus) Marion Barber (MBIII, vulture),
Devin Hester (kick it to)

Packers-Kuhn (Wisconsin's favourite honkey), Mike McCarthy/onside kick

Vikings-Adrian Peterson (Purple Jesus), Jared Allen (hick, mullet)

Lions-Ndomakong Suh (Ndonkeykong Suh, violence, fines, suspensions),
Matt Stafford (goofy looking face), Calvin Johnson (Megatron, stud)

So we kinda have the idea. Feel free to add to this division or start
another division if I don't beat you to it. (Fuck, even if I do, who
cares?)

[Patrick]

AFC North (partial):

Steelers -THE BEN
Hines Wald

Ravens - Stabby, ELITE

Bangles - Ginger QB

Browns - ???? Are they relevant enough to have any?

[packman_jon]

Slightly unrelated, but have you considered collecting Captian
Caveman's standard advice for his mailbag? I've considered putting
together a wiki (more detail and examples than a dictionary) but
never made the effort to make it happen.

[DoorMatt]

Antonio Dungerson
Silky

AFC East

Patriots- Tom Brady (Troll Genius, Troll Brady)

Jets- Rex Ryan (Greatest Coach Ever, Rexinald), Santonio Holmes
(Dichabod Crane), Mark Sanchez (Shit Taco)

[Feklahr]

Footnotes:

Tom Brady-Dreamboat, Uggs

Patriots-Bill Belichik/Darth Hoodie, Rob Gronkowski-porn stars/
awesomeness/Gronk/GRAWNK, Welker/Woodhead/Edelman/Jewkah/gritty/
undersized white football players of enduring fortitude and incredible
work ethic/scrappy/wiry/hardnosed

Ben Roethlisberger-HARF/rape

Rex Ryan-HOW YA DOIN BOYS?, That's some good hustle!

Mark Sanchez-Nacho, Sanchize

[Feklahr]

Steelers-James Harrison-fined $Eleventy thousand for that hit

[Feklahr]

By Kahless' Beard! How perfect is Todd Haley as Stillers Off
Coordinator??? THE CURSE OF THE KOMM. GOOGLE GROUP LIVES!

[Michael Gardiner]

Also for Rex Ryan - Pussytubing

On Feb 6, 7:33 pm, Feklahr <matthias.lil...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Feklahr]

For the Ravens, we also have "Ball So Hard University" for Terrell
Suggs, and all of the iterations therein.

[Feklahr]

Let's see, I will take a couple more of the less popular divisions...

AFC South

Indianapolis Colts - Clots, Neck AIDS/PeyPey/Peyton Manning, Fat Humps

Houston Texans - Matt Leinart? Who's that feller on special teams LTF
loves?

Tennessee Titans - Again, these guys are no fun since they traded
Vince Young...but they do have "Cop Speed"/"Zulu Chthulu" Chris
Johnson!

Jacksonville Jaguars - tarps instead of fans in the stands, "Gabba
Gaw" Blaine Gabbert, Maurice Jones Drew the FF
studpuppy...uh...and...KHAAAAAAAAAN!/moustache/the new owner Khan guy
with the moustache!

NFC West (barf)

SF 49ers - Vernon Davis has gained quite a bit of Meastly notoriety
this season and coach Harbaugh had the handshake hear round the world!

St Louis Rams - is this division really so awful?

Arizona Cardinals - yes it is this awful. :/

Seattle Seahawks - Marshawn Lynch/Beast Mode/Beef Moe/Skittles/
Skittleroids

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Brain fart! LaToeInjury/Ladanian Tomlinson

[Patrick]

We have to dedicate an entire chapter, if not volume, to Peter King
entirely.

AFC West (partial):

San Diego Chargers -- Norval, King Laserface, Marmalard, YOU BETTA
CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYY

Denver Broncos -- TEBOW, TEBOW? TEBOW!, Jesus H. TEBOW, Peter King's
Mancrush

Oakland Raiders -- Zombie Al Davis, Runs a 4.40 with stone hands

Kansas City Chiefs -- The Chefs, Otto Man, Jamaal Charles' Shredded
Knees

[Michael Gardiner]

Bills - 5CHAN, Harvard

On Feb 6, 7:33 pm, Feklahr <matthias.lil...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Feklahr]

I am going to leave the NFC East dangling for a bit longer, just in
case any of you wanna have fun with it. Until then:

NFC South

Tampa Bay Bucs - derp

Carolina Panthers - herp

Atlanta Falcons - Matt Ryan/Matty Ice, Coach Mike Smith/heart disease/
4th&1 calls, Julio Jones/Hulio Hones

New Orleans Saints - *takes a deep breath* Jimmy Graham/TE/6'6"/
basketball player/gigantic/tall/bizarre ethnic heritage, Darren
Sproles/Tiny Darren/Tiny/Little Darren Sproles/TINYDOWN, Drew Brees/
Breesus/Breesy/Saint Breesus, Rape Whistle Guy at Mercedes Superdome

Please fill in any of my gaps!

On Feb 8, 1:44 pm, Michael Gardiner <gardiner.michae...@gmail.com>
wrote:

[joser]

Will vid links work here? <a href = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Nmgice3ieZ4"> Great Googly Moogly!</a>

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[Feklahr]

You guys screwed the pooch, I am stealing NFC East later!

[Patrick]

Dallas Cowboys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5HDRJFIKU8

[Feklahr]

NFC East:

Washington Redskins: Michael Shannahan/leathery/red skin, Rex Grossman/
Sex Cannon/Unleash the dragon/fuck it I'm going deep

NY Giants: Eli Manninng/Elisha/momma's boy/footie pajamas bedtime
story warm milk/3rd down and long conversions, Tom Coughlin/bad
language/red face, Victor Cruz/Salsa

Phil. Eagles: Iggles/Dream Team, Andy Reid/challenge flag/clock
management, Michael Vick/animal cruelty/dogs, Vince Young/big mouth/
dream team/emo, DeSean Jackson/quitter

Dallas Cowboys: Jason Garrett/ginger/Princeton/ices-own-kicker, Jerry
Jones/Double J/psychotic, Rob Ryan/Wolfman, Tony Romo/Romoliscious/
choke





brain fart-Jets-Cromartie/over 9000 childrens

[Chris Boulding]

<i> Tampa Bay Bucs - derp </i>

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.