Satire -- Top Ten Reasons Why Muslims Didn't Do 9/11

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Okay, after reading some more crazy insanity from Muslims who like to
celebrate 9/11 but at the same time lie about who they know did it...
I have decided to come up with a satirical list for why Muslims were
not behind 9/11:

10. Muslims have never won at anything
9. Muslims do not know how to board planes
8. Osama Bin Laden is a pro-American Jew
7. Muslims do not believe in terrorism
6. Muslims don't know how to fly planes
5. Their religion is one of peace
4. They are not capable of organizing or doing anything
3. They don't believe in murder
2. They don't think Jews rule America through New York
1. They love America