[kooltronics:1153] Fwd: Newton in Romantic Mood......
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From: Sagar Doshi <sagar_...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, May 1, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Subject: Newton in Romantic Mood......
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Sent: Fri, 30 April, 2010 9:06:46 AM
Subject: Newton in Romantic Mood......
Forwarded From: Prachi...@ispatind.com
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> Newton in Romantic Mood......
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> Universal law of Love:
>
> " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
> One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
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> *************
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> First law of Love:
>
> " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in
> love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any
> external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the
> legs of the boy. "
>
>
> *************
>
>
> Second law of Love:
>
> " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
> directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the
> direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank
> balance. "
>
>
> *************
>
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> Third law of Love:
>
> " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
> to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
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> .
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> Regards
>
> Poonam Joshi
> Technical Audit Cell.
> ISPAT Industries Ltd.
> Ext. 6019, 6389
>
>
> Please visit our website : www.ispatind.com
>
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SAGAR DOSHI
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Newton in Romantic Mood......
Universal law of Love:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
*************
First law of Love:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a
girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break
the legs of the boy. "
*************
Second law of Love:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
*************
Third law of Love:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
.
Regards
Poonam Joshi
Technical Audit Cell.
ISPAT Industries Ltd.
Ext. 6019, 6389
Please visit our website : www.ispatind.com
Confidentiality Notice:
The information contained in this electronic message and any attachments
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