Enough of Sardar jokes....... ......... . Mallu jokes are here
Kishor A
Enough of Sardar jokes....... ......... . Mallu jokes
arehere
(no offence meant
pls...)!!!!! !!!!!
1) What
is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the
Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle
in
Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go
to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He
zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another
Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali
management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?
He changes his name from
Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to
office
everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's
best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of
coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk
hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on
lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain
attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT'
'KEEP
QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest
Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders
, We Are Yevery
Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set
up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet
oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals
to get a free pack of
Benana
Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of
BROGUN
bones
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