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snortingmarmots
Nov 13, 2009, 9:17:21 AM11/13/09
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Tonight is Friday the 13th:
It is the last night of The Decade Which Has Not and Shall Not Be
Named where you can listen to Thriller in a contextually appropriate
manner. Unless your Thanksgiving leftovers are particularly
frightening.
As I am not in a position to either foretell or coerce the music
choice of our excellent DJ’s Chris Mayer and Colin “Reverend
ShadyGlenn” Wise, I recommend playing the track yourself three or four
times before arriving at tonight’s edition of Kick Butt Blues, just to
be safe. Otherwise, you may be forced to wait until January when we
‘look back at the year’.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KICK BUTT BLUES
Friday, November 13th, 2009
9:00pm-1:00am
$5 Admission
Please, no outside food or drink. Take advantage of the fantastic
food, coffee, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available at Kick
Butt Coffee - located at 5775 Airport Blvd. #725, 78752
Kick Butt Blues is a joint venture between Kick Butt Coffee and the
Blues Association of Austin.
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And here is the part of the message where I treat you to something
random:
Some Basic Scientific Terms:
atomic pile : a painful condition sometimes experienced by atoms
Avogadro : a vegetable used in making guacamole
Brownian motion : the movement of microscopic particles caused by
Brownies
chromatic abberation : wearing brown shoes with a blue suit
circlular reasoning : see reasoning, circular
epoch : the sound made by a hen
Loschmidt's number : (415) 767-1678
midden : a kind of fingerless glove
Milky Way : a commercial confection
milliHelen : the amount of physical beauty required to launch one
ship; 1/1000 of a Helen
ohm : where the art is
quark : sound made by a durk
radiocarbon dating : courtship ritual among archaeologists
reasoning, circular : see circular reasoning
Roche's limit : three beers
semiconductor : part-time employee on a streetcar
three-body problem : dilemma sometimes faced by serial killers
In a well-known story, Newton discovered gravity when he was hit on
the head while sitting under an apple tree. This tale is, of course,
fictitious. It was actually a fig tree, and the result was his best-
known theory: “I bet you could make a swell cookie out of these figs.”
From Science Made Stupid by Tom Weller
http://www.besse.at/sms/smsintro.html
It is the last night of The Decade Which Has Not and Shall Not Be
Named where you can listen to Thriller in a contextually appropriate
manner. Unless your Thanksgiving leftovers are particularly
frightening.
As I am not in a position to either foretell or coerce the music
choice of our excellent DJ’s Chris Mayer and Colin “Reverend
ShadyGlenn” Wise, I recommend playing the track yourself three or four
times before arriving at tonight’s edition of Kick Butt Blues, just to
be safe. Otherwise, you may be forced to wait until January when we
‘look back at the year’.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KICK BUTT BLUES
Friday, November 13th, 2009
9:00pm-1:00am
$5 Admission
Please, no outside food or drink. Take advantage of the fantastic
food, coffee, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available at Kick
Butt Coffee - located at 5775 Airport Blvd. #725, 78752
Kick Butt Blues is a joint venture between Kick Butt Coffee and the
Blues Association of Austin.
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And here is the part of the message where I treat you to something
random:
Some Basic Scientific Terms:
atomic pile : a painful condition sometimes experienced by atoms
Avogadro : a vegetable used in making guacamole
Brownian motion : the movement of microscopic particles caused by
Brownies
chromatic abberation : wearing brown shoes with a blue suit
circlular reasoning : see reasoning, circular
epoch : the sound made by a hen
Loschmidt's number : (415) 767-1678
midden : a kind of fingerless glove
Milky Way : a commercial confection
milliHelen : the amount of physical beauty required to launch one
ship; 1/1000 of a Helen
ohm : where the art is
quark : sound made by a durk
radiocarbon dating : courtship ritual among archaeologists
reasoning, circular : see circular reasoning
Roche's limit : three beers
semiconductor : part-time employee on a streetcar
three-body problem : dilemma sometimes faced by serial killers
In a well-known story, Newton discovered gravity when he was hit on
the head while sitting under an apple tree. This tale is, of course,
fictitious. It was actually a fig tree, and the result was his best-
known theory: “I bet you could make a swell cookie out of these figs.”
From Science Made Stupid by Tom Weller
http://www.besse.at/sms/smsintro.html
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