This week at Kick Butt

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In honor of Lone Star Championships, there will be a special FREE Late
Night Kick Butt Blues TONIGHT from 12:30-3:00 am. After the Fed come
on over to Kick Butt Coffee.
For more information of Lone Star check out: www.lonestarchampionships.com

We will have our regular Kick Butt Blues on Friday night, with music
brought to you by Rachel ‘DJ BluRay’ Jordan and Colin ‘The Reverend
Shady Glen’ Wise.


KICK BUTT KICK-OFF
Thursday, January 13th, 2011
12:30am-3:00am
FREE


KICK BUTT BLUES
Friday, January 14th, 2011
9:00pm-1:00am
$5

Wondering what you can eat while you dance? Check out Kick Butt
Coffee’s online menu: www.kickbuttcoffee.com/menu.htm

Please, no outside food or drink. Take advantage of the fantastic
food, coffee, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available at Kick
Butt Coffee - located at 5775 Airport Blvd. #725, 78752 Kick Butt
Blues is a joint venture between Kick Butt Coffee and the Blues
Association of Austin.

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And here is the part of the message where I treat you to something
random:

It’s been a while since I’ve brought you randomness, so to compensate,
this week will be weirder than usual.

Letters From A T-Rex Civil War Soldier
(Compiled from Twitter, author attributions following @)

Dearest Emily, We won the battle after I ate 35 enemy soldiers. My
tiny brain can't fathom what I've done. @johnmoe

My precious Anne—I would feel so alone if not for the several soldiers
taking refuge on my head. @corbettdothings

Sarah do not mourn me dead; think I am gone and wait for me, for we
shall meet again...in a museum display @DavidAugust

It pains me to see my dead brothers in arms. But I rejoice as I see
them carried to the mess tent. @Unept

Tho' I've fine depth perception it is yet inconclusive if I can
distinguish the blue uniforms from the gray. @AmoebaStampede

My Dearest Eustachia: Ere I fall, I will see you again on the far side
of the Tar Pits of Providence. @paulandstorm

Ma: let the history books remember us as righteous, though the fossil
record may indicate otherwise. @paulandstorm

Some may deny that our cause is just, but one thing I know with
certitude: all men taste the same. @paulandstorm

Darling Constance, *GRAAAAAGH!!!! ROOOOOAR!!! RAAAAAARRR!!!
@antrobus178

What madness has overtaken this once-great nation when T-Rex and
Ankylosaurus must meet on the battlefield. @OnanRulz

The Rebs have allied themselves with the raptors. I fear not for my
safety, but the safety of the union. @jimmymarks

Cannon shot and mortar shells are spent. We shall attack with small
arms. @kwmurphy