Tomorrow at Kick Butt

[snortingmarmots]

KICK BUTT BLUES
Friday, May 13th, 2011
9:00pm-1:00am
$5

Wondering what you can eat while you dance? Check out Kick Butt
Coffee’s online menu: www.kickbuttcoffee.com/menu.htm

Please, no outside food or drink. Take advantage of the fantastic
food, coffee, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available at Kick
Butt Coffee - located at 5775 Airport Blvd. #725, 78752 Kick Butt
Blues is a joint venture between Kick Butt Coffee and the Blues
Association of Austin.

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Dynamic Duos Workshop is this weekend!
Two days of classes with Ruby Red and John Joven from Chicago, and
Austin’s own Dee Kalick, Tommy Schwegmann and Stephen Jackson.

Online registration closes tonight, so sign up quick before prices go
up at the door.

A special Saturday Night edition of Kick Butt Blues is included in the
registration ($7 otherwise).

http://bluesassociationofaustin.com/workshop/index.php
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And here is the part of the message where I treat you to something
random:

New Rules for Bands
(Compiled from Twitter, author attributions following @)

All bands must start live concerts with "Hello CLEVELAND!" regardless
of what city the event is in. @IntNorbertCon

All bands must record an album of torch song standards so we have a
uniform point of comparison. @johnmoe

Encores must consist of one song only. And that song is Private Eyes.
Every band. Private Eyes. Then you're done. @johnmoe

Encores are not permitted if the majority of the audience is tired.
It's the band's responsibility to conduct a poll. @johnmoe

If you are singing you also need to be holding an instrument. However,
a tambourine counts. @sethdmichaels

Dave Grohl and Jack White are not permitted to join more than 60% of
existing bands. @johnmoe

All bands are permitted to end a concert right then and there if
someone shouts out "Freebird!". @johnmoe