طالع بینی کله پاچه!
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آب گوشت ساده: آدم خسیسی هستی… خب یه هزار تومن بیشتر بده با مغزشو بخور!
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آب گوشت با مغز: معلومه که آدم با سلیقه ای هستی… جون منم آب گوشت با مغز
رو خیلی دوست دارم.
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چشم: آدمی هستی منطقی، با دوستان خیلی زیاد… الکی گفتم بابا خب چشم دوست
داری اینکه تفسیر نداره!
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مغز: مغز خالی؟ بابا بی خیال… مطمئنی؟ خیلی چربه ها… واسه سلامتی خودت می
گم. چی؟ به من ربطی نداره؟ اصلاً حالا که اینجوریه تفسیر نمی کنم.
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پاچه: اینکه دیگه نیازی به گفتن من نداره… آدم پاچه خواری هستی!
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زبون: آدم سحرخیزی هستی… چون زبون همیشه زود تموم میشه!
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بناگوش: خوب بناگوش رو همه دوست دارن… انتظار تفسیر هم داری؟
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گوشت صورت: آدم بلانسبت خنگی هستی… آخه عزیز من گوشت صورت همون بناگوشه!
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سنگک خالی: یا دانشجوی خوابگاهی هستی، یا سرباز! چون انگار غذای درست
حسابی گیرت نمیاد…!
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همه موارد فوق: آدم خیلی پولداری هستی… کوفتت شه
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هیچکدام: آدم خیلی علاف و بیکاری هستی که می ری طباخی فقط در و دیوار رو
نگاه می کنی!
