Authored by a Travel Agent

[Steve O]

This list was authored by a travel agent.




Some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an
aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the
window.(On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard
Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the
length of the flight and the passport information, and then he
interrupted me with, 'I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but
Capetown is in Massachusetts .. '' Without trying to make him look
stupid, I calmly explained, '' Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown
is in Africa '' his response -- click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious
about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the
vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I
tried to explain that's not possible,since Orlando is in the middle of
the state. He replied, 'don't lie to me, Looked o n the map and
Florida is a very thin state! '' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, '' Is
it possible to see England from Canada ? '' I said, ''No.'' She said,
''But they look so close on the map. '' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and
asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation
and noticed he had only 1-hour layover in Dallas . When I asked him
why he wanted to rent a car, he said,'' I heard Dallas was a big
airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.
' ' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She
needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left
at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I explained that
Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand
the concept of time zones. Finally, Told her the plane went fast, and
she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, '' Do
airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose
luggage belongs to whom? '' I said, 'No, why do you ask?' He replied,
'' Well,when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my
luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very
rude! '' After putting him on hold for a minute,while I looked into
it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code
for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT -Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was
just putting a destination tag on his luggage.....

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a
trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she
asked, '' Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the
train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright
(D)from Ala who asked, '' How do I know which plane to get on? '' I
asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, '' I was told my
flig ht number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.
''

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, '' I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola,Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer
planes? '' I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter
plane. She said, '' Yeah,whatever, smarty! ''

11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about
the documents she needed in order to fly to China ... After a lengthy
discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa.
'Oh, no Don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have
one of those. '' I double checked and sure enough, her stay required
a visa.When I told her this she said, '' Look,20I've been to China
four times and every time they have accepted my American Express! ''

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make
reservations, 'I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York . '' I
was at a loss for words.Finally, I said, '' Are you sure that's the
name of the town? '' 'Yes, what flights do you have? '' replied the
man. After some searching, I came back with, '' I'm sorry, sir, I've
looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino
anywhere." The man retorted, '' Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows
where it is. Check your map! '' So I scoured a map of the state of
New York and finally offered, '' You don't mean Buffalo , do you? ''
The reply? '' Whatever! I knew it was a big animal. ''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in! Could
anyone be this DUMB?

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like
manure, you just gotta spread it around.