Trump orders seizures of oil tankers. You know who else does this????

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Somalia. 

So Trump now takes clues from his  favorite shit-hole nation. Both engage in piracy. But when Trump does it, it's called some clever international event. When the Somalis do it, it's just theft. Of course then Trump screws his own pooch by saying that the US would "probably keep the oil". Oops; now he's  just a pirate too. 

Maybe he could save some money by hiring Somali pirates to seize targets for him. Way fewer people involved, way lower tech. Save a buck or two. Get Ilan Omar to broker the deal for him.