Fw: Women

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Women

 

Whatever

Man: What should we have for dinner?

Woman: Whatever.

Man: Why don't we have Mexican?

Woman: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face.

Man: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine.

Woman: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?

Man: Hmm... I suggest we have seafood.

Woman: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Woman: Whatever.

Anything

Man: So what should we do now?

Woman: Anything.

Man: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time.

Woman: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time.

Man: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?

Woman: Exercise on such a hot day?

Man: Then find a cafe and have a drink.

Woman: I am off caffeine.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Women: Anything

You decide

Man: Then do we just go home?

Woman: You decide.

Man: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you.

Woman: The bus is dirty and crowded.

Man: OK, we will take a cab.

Woman: Not worth it - for such a short distance.

Man: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather.

Woman: I am hungry, can't walk.

Man: Then what do you suggest?

Woman: You decide.

Man: Let's have dinner first?

Woman: Whatever.

Man: What shall we eat?

Woman: You decide.

Anytime

Man: At what time do I have to call you?

Woman: Any time as you wish.

Man: But last time when I called you in the morning - you didn't pick up?

Woman: I was sleeping.

Man: OK, when I try to call you around 11 am you didn't pick up?

Woman: I was shopping with my mother.

Man: Also, when I tried to call you around 3 - you didn't pick up?

Woman: I was tired and relaxing.

Man: Then what about 5 PM?

Woman: I was watching a cartoon.

Man: So, then why didn't you pick you phone in the night?

Woman: I was studying.

Man: OK then, tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.

Woman: Anytime

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