Fwd: Ultimate fun from ORKUT TELANGANA community
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From: Raghu Kumar <raghu...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Subject: Ultimate fun from ORKUT TELANGANA community
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Ntr nd Balayya :
Ntr : Enti babai curry antha toothpaste taste vastundhi.....??
Balayya : Intlo salt aiepothe colgate lo salt vuntundhani adi vesi vandanu raa.....
Ntr : nuv keka babai...........
Lagadapati:arey yaar.....mujhe emaild ID banana hain.....lagadapat.115,lagadapati_MP,raj.lagadapati...sab try kiye...koi phayida nahi...
KCR:''lagadapati_bewakoof'' try karo rey 100% mil jaye ga....
Lagadapati: 1 coffee how much?
Shop Keeper: 1 coffee five rupees.
Lagadapati: Opposite shop 50 paise only na.
SK: U idiot that is XEROX COPY not Coffee
lagadapati goes to library & asks for a book Pshyco The Rapist.
librarian searches for 4 hours ,came back slaps and says '' idiot" the book is
called Pshycotherapist
lagadapati son- mummy naku tammudu kavali
lagadapati wife-- mi dady parlament lo undu..vachina tarwata alochidam...
lagadapati son---no mummy, dady ki manam surprise iddam...
Lagadapati participated n cycle race,,,,,,,
baaga tokkadu kaani odipoyadu,,,,,,,,,
Wife :nduku odipoyav .....
Lagada :evado na cycle stand vesadu,andhuke entha thokkina 1st ralekapoina.....
Once lagada met a dog in jungle
he said, I am Paati, lagadapaati
The dog bites him and replies
I am KUKKA, PICHI KUKKA
JAGAN : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
LAGADAPATI: Y?
JAGAN : Got upper berth.
Lagada Wife: intlo unna lifeboy sabbu ekkada pettarandi?
Lagada: Arogyaniki manchidi ani tv lo chupiste ipude thinesaaaaaa
haha ha
LAGADAPATi : Y did'nt u Xchnged?
JAGAN: there was nobody to Xchng in the lower berth..
Jagan: Enti anna chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?
Lagadapati: Ninna Assembly ki vellnu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...
lagada son... -dady ra chess adukundam
lagada-- agara sports shoes veskoni vasta........
TV9 - Breaking News: Mee kukkalu,pillulu,barrelu ledhaa elukalu ilantivi emaina
chanipoyaayaa..? chanipothe meeru baadhaku lonavuthunnaara..? inka endhuku
aalasyam mimmalni odaarchadaaniki mana yuvanetha y.s.jagan garu odarpu yatra
chepadthunnaaru..
Beggar: Darmam cheyyandi babu........
Jagan : take this 500/-
P.A. : Sir antha endhuku darmam chesaru....
jagan : Ponile raa, okkapudu vidi aasthulu ammukoni a dabbu na shares lo pettinodu.............
Lagada nd jagan looking at Egyptian mummy.
Lagada : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Jagan : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
Lagadapati got an invitation for party. they told you must put "BROWN TIE" only. he went to party, he was shocked. Others were wearing Pants & Shirts also.
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
jagan : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks be hind, ALL WERE lafoots lagadapati,tg venkatesh,Aanam,Kaavuri etc.
Tv 9 BREAKING NEWS 50Girls r Joined in hospital on suicide attempt
As they Saw "CHIRU" New Film title as....
LOVER BOY..:-))
jagan to lagadapati
Anna ratri mobile charging petti padukoku
Lagada: Enduku ra?
Jagan: Battery blast avthundanta.
Lagada: Telusu ra aduke nenu battery theesi charging pettina.
Jagada and Lagada
"jagadapati... u r son is dead"
....hearing this Jagadapati jumps from 50th floor
At 35th floor, he realizes " i dont have any son"
At 20th floor, "am not married"
At 3 rd florr, " Shit! am not jagadapati... am lagadapati"....
lagada nd jagan :
Lagada : ninna naku oka message vachindhi ra , adhi ragane cell switch off iendhi.....
Jagan : avunaaa .........! enti a message.....??
Lagada : Battery Low....
Jagan : Wowwwww itey naku forward cheie a msg.....
After returning back from a foreign trip, lagadapati asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
lagadapati: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
L Pati entered his name in Google
Search Entries found only one entry
It Said"Langasapien VintaJeevi" a Rarest of the RARE and Useless Creature found only in Bezwada a place in South India
Height of Shock
Lagadapati after having a great time with his girl frnd, sees a guy's photo in her bag
and asks- is he u r 'X' boyfrnd?
Girl frnd kissing him and said no darling its me before operation.......lolllllllllll
Okappudu..
Mother: Papa Eedichindi....
Ammama: Woodwards pattamanu....
epudu...
Mother: Papa Eedichindi
JAGAN gani ki phone kottu vachi Oodarustadu!!!
Raghu Kumar N
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With Thanks & Regards
Laxman Reddy.Kallem
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Telangana