Thanks!
Al Lucero
> My wife tells me the following:
>
> U Menya zazvanyiel telephon.
> Kto govorit?
> Slon.
>
> Chto vam nado?
> Chakalada.
> Dlya kogo?
> Dlya sina moyego.
> A mnogo lee preslat?
Pudov 5 ili 6
bolshe emy ne s'est'
> Pudoff etack 6 ili 5
> On u menia yeisho malyenki.
>
>
> Translated
>
> My telephone rings
> Who is speaking
> Elephant.
>
> What do you need
> Chocolat
> For whom?
> For my son.
> How much should I send?
> Pud (16 Kg) about 6 or 5
> He, my son, is very little.
>
>
> Written by Korney Chukovsky
> >Al Lucero
>
>
My wife tells me the following:
U Menya zazvanyiel telephon.
Kto govorit?
Slon.
Chto vam nado?
Chakalada.
Dlya kogo?
Dlya sina moyego.
A mnogo lee preslat?
Otkuda?
Ot verbljuda.
>>
>> Chto vam nado?
>> Chakalada.
>> Dlya kogo?
>> Dlya sina moyego.
>> A mnogo lee preslat?
>
>Pudov 5 ili 6
>bolshe emy ne s'est'
>> On u menia yeisho malyenki.
>>
[...]
>>
>> Written by Korney Chukovsky
>> >Al Lucero
[...]
That's only the beginning, I believe. There's much more there. And it's
called TELEFON, not SLON, because lots of other animals called about
their problems, too.
About 20 years ago, I would have recited it to you by heart, but now I
remember only a few lines after that. Could it be the onset of senility?
Celebrating my 25th birthday,
--
AB
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145 = 1! + 4! + 5!
Oh nelegkaya eto rabota - iz bolota taschit' begemota!
Pomnite?
I have full text of this verse. It will take some time to locate it and to
type it in. So for any inquiries, please e-mail me at PIr...@AOL.COM (not the above
address, I do not get mail here).
Irene.
Kstati, liudi, s detstva menia muchaet sleduyushchaja strochka - ne vizhu
v nej nikakogo smysla:
Oh, nelegkaja eta rabota -
iz bolota tashchit' begemota
i gvozdiami k nebesam prikolachivat'! ( ?????? )
Zachem ego gvozdiami k nebesam prikolachivali???
Raffy
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...And remember: I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Great Uncle Raffy
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Raffy Aslanbekov,
Menta Software
Phones:
(972)-(3)-5389438 ( at work )
(972)-(3)-5520829 ( at home )
(972)-(50)-632608 ( cellular )
Fax: (972)-(3)-5389402
Haplada st. 3 Or-Yehuda, 60218 Israel
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e-mail: ra...@raffy.ml.org
url: http://raffy.ml.org/
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K.I. Chukovsky
TELEFON
- 1 -
U menya zazvonil telefon.
- Kto govorit?
- Slon.
- Otkuda?
- Ot verblyuda.
- Chto vam nado?
- Shokolada.
- Dlya kogo?
- Dlya syna moego.
- A mnogo li prislat'?
- Da pudov etak 5
Ili 6:
Bol'she emu ne s'est,
On u menya esche malenkiy!
- 2 -
A potom pozvonil
Krokodil
I so slezami prosil:
- Moy miliy, horoshiy,
Prishli mne kaloshi,
I mne, i zhene, i Totoshe.
- Postoy, ne tebe li
Na proshloy nedele
Ya vyslal dve pary
Otlichnih kalosh?
- Ah, te, chto ty vyslal
Na proshloy nedele,
My davno uzhe s'eli
I zhdem ne dozhdemsya,
Kogda zhe ty snova prishlesh'
K nashemu uzhinu
Dyuzhinu
Novyh i sladkih kalosh!
- 3 -
A potom pozvonili zaychatki:
- Nel'zya li prislat' perchatki?
A potom pozvonili martyshki:
- Prishlite, pozhaluysta, knizhki!
- 4 -
A potom pozhvonil medved'
Da kak nachal, kak nachal revet'.
- Pogodite, medved', ne revite,
Ob'yasnite, chego vy hotite?
No on tol'ko "mu" da "mu",
A k chemu, pochemu -
Ne poymu!
- Poves'te, pozhaluysta, trubku!
- 5 -
A potom pozvonili tsapli:
- Prishlite, pozhaluysta, kapli:
My lyagushkami nynche ob'elis',
I u nas zhivoty razbolelis'!
- 6 -
A potom pozvonila svin'ya:
- Prishlite ko mne solov'ya.
My segodnya vdvoem
S solov'em
Chudesnuyu pesnyu
Spoyem.
- Net, net! Solovey
Ne poyet dlya sviney!
Pozovi-ka ty luchshe voronu!
- 7 -
I snova medved:
- O, spasite morzha!
Vchera proglotil on morskogo ezha!
- 8 -
I takaya drebeden'
Tseliy den':
Din'-di-len',
Din'-di-len',
Din'-di-len'!
To tyulen' pozhvonit, to olen'.
A nedavno dve gazeli
Pozvonili i zapeli:
- Neuzheli
V samom dele
Vse sgoreli
Karuseli?
- Ah, v ume li vy, gazeli?
Ne sgoreli karuseli,
I kacheli utseleli!
Vy b, gazeli, ne galdeli,
A na buduschey nedele
Priskakali by i seli
Na kacheli-karuseli!
No ne slushali gazeli
I po-prezhnemu galdeli:
- Neuzheli
V samom dele
Vse kacheli
Pogoreli?
Chto za glupie gazeli?
- 9 -
A vchera poutru
Kenguru:
- Ne eto li kvartira
Moydodyra? -
Ya rasserdilsya da kak zaoru:
- Net, eto chuzhaya kvartira!!!
- A gde Moydodyr?
- Ne mogu vam skazat'...
Pozvonite po nomeru sto dvadtsat' pyat'.
- 10 -
Ya tri nochi ne spal,
Ya ustal.
Mne by zasnut', otdohnut'...
No tol'ko ya lyog -
Zvonok!
- Kto govorit?
- Nosorog.
- Chto takoe?
- Beda! Beda!
Begite skoree syuda!
- V chem delo?
- Spasite!
- Kogo?
- Begemota!
Nash begemot provalilsya v boloto...
- Provalilsya v boloto?
- Da!
I ni tuda, ni syuda!
O, esli vy ne pridete -
On utonet, utonet v bolote,
Umret, propadet
Begemot!!!
- Ladno! Begu! Begu!
Esli mogu, pomogu!
- 11 -
Oh, nelegkaya eto rabota -
Iz bolota taschit' begemota!