THESE BALLS DON'T BOUNCE

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Ed's dead, you said!
We hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
('til black and blue).
And we've run out of medication.
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CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
of man's evolution.
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
-- or perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and the most
golden rule of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical
anthropologists can't tell the difference between their ass and third base.
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They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
against mankind.
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
a distinct resemblance to human bones via human comparative
anatomy, contain dried blood and, in some cases, other
relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even
soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed
on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
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Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts that I have
discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains of man
and animals is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention just
a few -- in America's universities.
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I can ask "Why?" But I don't, since I have long known why this
hoax has long been perpetrated against mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
cushy positions.
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God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and on.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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Oh, you want more? Okay!
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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Meanwhile, a variety of other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are NOT rocks or
concretions but fossils of creatures that once lived, quite a few
of them human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the
tell-tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one of
the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of the discoveries and concluded that
it is a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which
documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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