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AN ACCURATE 2011 HOROSCOPE
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll
notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . .
and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny...
Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and
family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being
generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be
'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours.
Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April
20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for
the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring
person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they
will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One
of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on
earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Twin (May
21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at
confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you
out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to
tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are
great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very
sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy.
Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves
to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST
IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a
kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in
your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane,
respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely
random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life
of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into
their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with
a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick
your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on
to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion (July
23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy
but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem
becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend
to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost
anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always
wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to
gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.
They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to
others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something
untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not
forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet.
Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own
unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not
the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up
crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent.
Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras
are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are
extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will
try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the
extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it
but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones.
HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a
friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves
being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of
the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad
mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence
forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a
sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private
person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be
childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun
and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever
meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess
with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and
annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when
they find a job or something they like to do they put their all
into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being
in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she
wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially
Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being
in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project.
Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized.
Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme
thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be
VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but
will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very
organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last
word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers.
Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY
caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the
short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get
hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way.
Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy
on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.
1 -
3 people = 1 minute of luck
4 -
7 people = 1 hour of luck
8 - 12 people = 1 day of luck
13 - 17 people = 1 week of luck
18 - 22 people = 1 month of luck
23 - 27 people = 3 months of luck
28 - 32 people = 7 months of luck
33 - 37 people = 1 year of luck
38 and more
= a very lucky life!
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