Fw: mom vs son
A M
A Mom comes to visit
her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a roommate, a girl named
Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of
a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to
Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable
to find the silver chutney jar.
Y ou
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and
wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney
jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days
later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear
Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you do not sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar
by now under her pillow...
Love, Mom.
Don't Lie to Your
Mother...........especially if she's Indian!
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