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to Josiah's Denver Region 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons Roleplaying Group
Achtung game-considers and considerees!
So, I have a semi-plan now...
TEAM WICKETUDE AND TEAM ELITERRAMA COME FORTH!
(Disclaimer: These groups were assigned by a multi-cultural team of
various religious, political, and ethnic backgrounds. Also, neither
group is better or worse -- they're just different!)
Team Wicketude is basically locked in, unless it isn't. But it is.
(I hope.) That's the group that will presumably be playing on
Sundays, largely filled with people who were forced on me. Um, I
mean, some really awesome cats whom I adore and want to share my
orange juice with.
(Proposed) Team Wicketude:
1. The Illustrious Tim, aka UtnapishTIM, aka The TIMpire Strikes
Back, aka Categorical TIMperative, aka William Shakespeare's The
TIMpest, aka TIMmaculate Conception, aka Rin-Tin-TIM, aka The
ConTIMplative Psychologist, aka Cat on a Hot TIM Roof, aka Deviated
SepTIM. My roommate/landlord/best buddy guy/totally heterosexual
bromantic partner in a totally asexual/platonic way, totally. No
lie. Totally. (He's unavoidable but fun, kinda like that meteor that
supposedly killed the supposed dinosaurs. Except with a better sense
of humor, I reckon.)
2. Wodin Wynterbear, aka Jimmy, aka JCA, aka Bear, aka The Shit
Flautist, aka G'DO. My closest, dearest, oldest friend (ever since a
few nights ago when we met for the very first time over pizza!) and
object of my frequent, feverish, though ultimately futile, homoerotic
fantasies.
3. Jasmine the First Twin Mentioned, aka Uno De Los Dos, aka Smooth
Jazz. One of Wodjim's stable of sycophantic minions, or something.
4. Sandra the Second Twin Mentioned, aka Dos De Los Dos, aka Pecan
Sandie. See above.
5. I think his name is Carson (or so they CLAIM!), but I just call
him Cervantes. He's quite agreeable. I will probably end up liking
him more than anyone else in the group, despite his notable lack of
breasts.
6. DarqueRaven, aka DarqueRaven, aka The Marital Artist, aka
DarqueRaven. Some skip the formalities, and just call him
DarqueRaven. That's YOU, Raven. Here's your official notice. Report
for duty, soldier, you've been drafted.
Then we'll have the OTHER group, second-listed but second to NONE
(except Team Wicketude, naturally), the aptly-named Team Eliterrama!
I'm thinking something like THIS:
(Proposed) Team Eliterrama:
1. Tim the MulTIMplied EnTIMty Without A Cause, here again in this
TIM, er, I mean TEAM, also. (Like the Black Plague, only far cuddlier
and a better cook! And he puts out! The garbage. When it's full.
What did you think I meant?)
2. The Mysterious Kyler, aka Kentazler, aka The Only Person Who
Actually Filled Out The Damn Survey Like I Asked. Yay Kyler! Welcome
to the fold.
3. Lena. I think she speaks for herself. (Nicknames pending,
following my upcoming meeting with legal counsel.)
4. Dawn of the Dead, aka Zombie Horror Girl, aka The Silent One. If
you do end up riding a Sunday bus, Lena, you might want to bring this
one with you. She's . . . EXPERIENCED.
5. Tiana, aka the Lil' Death Pixie. What do we know about her? Not
much, but I like her name, which is good enough, 'round here.
6. ?????
(7. Profit!)
Yes, the sixth slot is unfilled and unknown! There are a number of
possible contestants for that seat. I'm hoping that I can get them
all to compete in some kind of death match (can we borrow some live
steel swords, Raven?) for the title, winner take ALL!!! (ALL here
having the meaning of, "Can join Team Eliterrama and play some D&D.")
Failing that, I dunno how we'll decide who that person is gonna be. I
guess it will most likely come down to simple ease of scheduling. In
the event of a tie, Lena can pick someone. She seems canny that
way.
Haven't been named herein and want to be Numero Seis? Just shout!
There IS no seventh spot. If you don't get the joke, well . . . Tim
will explain.
That's MY druthers for the groups at this time. We'll see how it
works out. In addition to this, however, there is also the nascent
THIRD group, for which I claim no executive privilege, cleverly dubbed
(just now, by me) Steve and the Disciples, or The Bread-Breakers.
They've got four right out the gate, as far as I can reckon, but could
probably accommodate a couple more, at least. Maybe myself, maybe my
TIMaginary Friend, maybe one or a baker's pair of the unlucky souls
who didn't quite get in under the wire to participate in Teams
Wicketude and Eliterrama. Who knows? Ask Steve or one of his
Apostolic-Themed Cohorts!
Team Wicketude should be a weekly Sunday group, I'm hoping. Team
Eliterrama is up in the air still. Friday night? Saturday? Saturday
night? Weekly, or bi-weekly? I need to know if the people I proposed
all want to ride that train, and when they can do so.
Thoughts, feedback, hopes, plans, dreams, turducken recipes?
-Josiah