Some from the USA

[Alan Staton]

Civilization in 2023- these are ‘priceless':

� Our Phones - Wireless

� Cooking - Fireless

� Cars - Keyless

� Food - Fatless

� Tires -Tubeless

� Dress - Sleeveless

� Youth - Jobless

� Leaders - Shameless

� Relationships - Meaningless

� Attitudes - Careless

� Babies - Fatherless

� Feelings - Heartless

� Education - Valueless

� Children – Mannerless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Government is CLUELESS,
And our politicians are WORTHLESS!

Only in This World 

......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.🤷‍♂️

......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.🤷‍♂️

.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke..🤷‍♂️

.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..🤷‍♂️

.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..🤷‍♂️

.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering.🤷‍♂️

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections❓❓🤷‍♂️

You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff❓❓!!🤷‍♂️

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains❓❓🤷‍♂️

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?❓🤷‍♂️

If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress❓❓🤷‍♂️

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal❓❓🤷‍♂️