Getting a hairdryer through customs ... An attractive
young woman on
a flight from
Ireland asked
the priest
beside her,
‘Father, may I
ask a favor of
you?' Of
course child.
What can I do
for you?' ‘I
bought my
mother an
expensive hair
dryer for her
birthday. It
is unopened
but well over
the customs
limits and I'm
afraid they'll
confiscate it.
Is there any
way you could
carry it
through
customs for
me? Could you
possibly hide
it under your
robes for me?'
'I would love
to help you my
dear; but, I
must warn you,
I will not
lie!' 'With
your honest
face, Father,
I'm sure no
one will
question you!'
When they got
to customs,
she let the
priest go
first. The
official
asked,
'Father, do
you have
anything to
declare?'
'From the top
of my head
down to my
waist, I have
nothing to
declare' The
official
thought this
answer a
little
strange, so he
asked, 'And
what do you
have to
declare from
your waist
down to the
floor?' 'I
have a
marvelous
instrument
that has been
designed for
use on women,
but which, to
date, remains
unused.'
Roaring with
laughter, the
official said,
'Go ahead,
Father. Next,
please!