Glass Of Wine with words of wisdom

[Alan Staton]

  A GLASS OF WINE

 

 

A glass of wine     To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine     And those who don't and are always     Seen with a bottle of water in their hand:     As Ben Franklin said:     "In wine there is wisdom,     In beer there is freedom,     In water there is bacteria.     In a number of carefully controlled trials,     Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink     1 litre of water each day,     At the end of the year we would have absorbed     More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria     Found in feces.     In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..     However,     We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer     (or rum, whiskey or other liquor),     Because alcohol has to go through a purification process     Of boiling, filtering and fermenting.     Remember:     Water = Poop,     Wine = Health     Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,     Than to drink water and be full of Shit  .     There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:     I'm doing it as a public service.