An
Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an
old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to
her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put them between your legs.
Your body heat will warm them up.” The daughter did,
and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy
friend who said, “My hands are freezing cold.
“The girl replied, “Put them between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm them up.” He did, and
warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy
with the daughter. He said, “My nose is cold.”
The girl replied “Put it between my legs. The warmth
of my body will warm it up.” He did, and warmed his
nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the
daughter, and he said, “My p*n*s is freezing cold.”
The following day the daughter was driving in the
buggy with her mother again, and she says to her
mother, “Have you ever heard of a p*n*s?”
Slightly concerned the mother said, “Why, yes. Why do
you ask?”
The daughter replies, “They make one hell of a mess
when they defrost, don’t they!”
Mother fainted