This is How to Explain How We Came to Be.
The New Generation will Never Believe
The story about the STORK or the CABBAGE PATCH.
Mummy, was I downloaded?
The little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You Got Male!