The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts
them into his pockets and leaves.
He says to the Irishman outside, "That took great
skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't
even see me."
The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery,
I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the
same results."
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of
the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic
trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see
the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded
to eat it.
He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the
owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic
trick?".
The Irishman then said.,
"Look in the Englishman's pockets."