BLAME
How the world works
lately...
If a man cuts his finger
off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the
restaurant.
If you smoke three packs
a day
For 40 years and die of
lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving
home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by
a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun
manufacturer..
And if a crazed person
breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot
at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers kill
him instead,
The mother of the crazed
deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have lived too
long to understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD
WRINKLED ARSE
is parked in front of
this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
Have a nice day!